""I'd love some dirty fan mail! The ruder the better! Make sure you write that! My mum and Dunc's mum look after the fan club, so they probably check our letters!"

"I'm an expert at kissing girls necks they love it - girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too, Duncans the James Bond of the group and Simons the laid back one, he can pull birds just by stnading there."

"You know we were gonna be called LADS but we thought it was too geezerish!"

"My perfect girl would be pretty mad, but one you can have a conversation with. No one can be too mad for me, the madder the better. I love a crazy chick!"

"If you're going to kick the teeth out of my face then you'd better make a good job of it because I'll get up and suck your nose off."

"I'm terrible, I laugh at people tripping up and things like that."

"Why do you think I've got big nostrils? Wanna see me put my thumb up my nose?"